Northern Ireland v Germany

by Timothy Masters

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Northern Ireland take on Germany on Thursday 5th October, 2017, with kickoff at 19:45. This match is currently being shown LIVE on Sky Sports.

Germany are the sort of football team that the guy at work nobody wants to sit next to at lunch really likes. Keith probably admires the way they move as a unit, regularly invoking terms like ‘Teutonic efficiency’, and says they are the only team he, a man more normally interested in the higher arts (read Game of Thrones and Japanese pillows) will spend his time watching.

For everyone else the team is about as likeable as a bad dose of the clap, and managed by a man who loves nothing more than the smell of his own balls. Good at football though, should win here.

Northern Ireland v Germany is LIVE on Sky Sports.