Northern Ireland v Germany

by Timothy Masters

Northern Ireland live”Northern Germany live

Northern Ireland take on Germany on Tuesday 21st June, 2016, with kickoff at 20:00. This match is currently being shown LIVE on BBC1.

If Northern Ireland beat Germany tonight, they’re through to the next round of the European Championships, no questions asked. Similarly, if Jessica Alba turns up at my place unannounced wearing nothing but a smile and asks for my hand in marriage, I’m set for life, but that has about the same chance of happening, and would deprive you all of my ‘talents’.

The more realistic dream for the British team is a draw against a second-string Germany already through to round two, and if they manage that I might still be on the lookout for Hollywood temptation.

Northern Ireland v Germany is LIVE on BBC1.