Manchester Utd Supporters Club Application

Please fill in this application form to join the MUSC for season 2008/09.

Personal Details

Name:

Age (mental not physical):

Fathers Name (if unsure list 3 suspects):

Sex:


Nationality:



How long have you supported Manchester United for?


How far from Old Trafford do you live?




Can you count at all?


What is your I.Q.? (Click here if you don't understand)




Health Information

Have you ever had...

A drug addiction yes

A homosexual lover yes

Leisure & Recreation

How do you spend your leisure time?



How often do you have a bath?



Do you still beat your wife?



What are your hobbies? (please tick any that DON'T apply... if any)

 

By submitting this form you fully understand you are committed to supporting Manchester United for the full season*

*or until Chelsea win the league then you can hibernate till we win something again

 

 

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