Ashley and Cheryl Cole: Another Wag Bites The Dust

by Joao

Cheryl ColeLove stories are meant to be cherished and shared, so that young couples can see that true love conquers all. This love story begins with two young sweethearts, albeit from different backgrounds, but with a mutual and bubbling passion for each other. He’s a sweet-hearted ace footballer, she’s a beautiful Geordie singer. They met, fell in love, and for three bless-ed years they have been betrothed. And they shall be together forev…hang on a minute. Someone’s mixed up Ashley and Cheryl Cole’s story with a fairy tale. Sorry kids, this love story is just another in a series of failed footballer/celeb relationships. No fairy tale ending here, unless fairy tales end in divorce court.

And unless you’ve been living under a rock for the past 4 weeks, you are quite aware of the less than exemplary behavior on display at Chelsea Football Club. From John Terry’s elicit affair with Wayne Bridge’s ex, stripping Terry of his beloved England captaincy, to Ashley Cole’s not one, not two, or even three, but four affairs. Plus a footballer-type bonus of recent lurid sex texts, or ‘sexting,’ to cap it all off. And that’s only what has come out in the press! Just imagine what would be uncovered if you were a fly on the wall of Cole’s life, or rather living in his head viewing things first hand. Lord knows not much else is occupying the space up there, like a brain perhaps.

“If you’re gonna be dumb, you’d better be tough, as they say at the end of the Jackass movie,” notes Zoe Williams from The Guardian. Cole has proven in the last week with his nutter style beard growing and teary eyed promises to win Cheryl back that he is far from tough. And dumb? He’s got that covered – in spades. And boy is Ashley dumb. After being forgiven once already for cheating back in 2008, when Cheryl stood by his side and defended his actions claiming his youthful ignorance the rationale, the wanker goes and does it again! Er, actually, numerous times, including, most recently, saucy sexting exchanges with an underwear model, after Ashley “accidentally” gave his pay-as-you-go phone to a friend before deleting the pictures. Silly sod, he should know better by now!

While the public seems to have forgiven John Terry for similar exploits, regarding his lecherous affair as a matter for he and his wife to deal with privately, Cole goes and one ups his Chelsea captain by lying to his club and bringing the Chelsea FC name into further disrepute. Just what Abramovich loves; to wake up in the morning and read on the front pages how another one of his gifted footballers makes a fool of himself. If you’re going to cheat, and lie, to your wife, at least be honest with the football club that pays your exorbitant wages. For Pete’s sake Ashley, you dragged your name through the mud and turned even your own fans against you to get all that bloody money, at least be grateful and try to hold onto it.

But it’s no use, talking reason with Ashley Cole is like having a conversation with a football; a pretty casing with nothing but air inside. While on tour with Chelsea last summer, Ashley’s sleepless in Seattle affair with American paramour Ann Corbitt, proved not only his stupidity at thinking he could have a Four Seasons sex romp without his wife knowing, but that he could use his club’s staff members to participate in the lies. Cue Abramovich’s much warranted tirade into Cole and subsequent £400,000 fine; double the usual £200,000 limit for bringing the club into a new depth of ignominy.

Needless to say, the one who gets hurt in this story is not the doltish Ashley, but his wife, Cheryl. Why she loves him is somewhat obvious – he’s a good-looking, rich, famous footballer. But why she has only now (finally!) decided to leave him – after the string of indiscretions and the whole of the UK shouting, “Leave him, he’s a tosser!” – is beyond comprehension. She’s a stunningly gorgeous, über successful TV presenter, who’s saccharine ambitions mostly include having lots of kids and living the quiet life with her husband. True love does not always run smooth, and sadly for Cheryl Cole, with an imbecile like Ashley as her husband, it may never do.

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beth March 12, 2010 at 10:42 am

cherly cole consider you husband again bse you now know his weakness and you can help him and work on it.dont limit him in bed that is his only problem.you are going out their but you will meet men who are worse.so be carefull with all.listen to your heart

Paisley June 26, 2010 at 2:28 pm

Don’t Worry Cheryl You will be fine and tell ashley don’t go down eny dark alys

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