Jordan Rapist Exclusively Revealed

by Aizaz on 19 September, 2009

trevormcdonaldThe tabloids have been going crazy this week after Jordan revealed she had been raped, but refused to name the alleged perpetrator.

We’ve been unable to confirm it at this point, but several sources have pointed to the newsreader {censored} being the guilty party.

At the time of publishing we have had no comment back from the retired news reporter.

We have also not been able to comfirm rumours from the Metropolitan Police that Jordan was the first victim to say:

Harder, harder!!!

Our legal team have advised us not to name the alleged guilty party, so we are unfortunately going to have to comply with that.

John Leslie will be breathing a sigh of relief tonight, this is the first celebrity rape since 1994 that he’s not been linked to.

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